Don't Starve2013 · Klei Entertainment
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Secretly playing your Generic-90s-Handheld-Video-Game-Console during a first date? Shame on you!
Huh?
DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you're on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy.
FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHH
Well how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes!
I can't! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!!
Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves:
• a boy
• on a date
• playing his Gam retro handheld video game console.
• You are that boy.
• Not really, but in the game you play as the boy on that date
• and you speak to your date.
• Or you don't really speak to her, but you select dialogue options
• while also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80s
• and lots of hi-la-ri-ous things happen.
• And there's a funny waiter.
• You'll see.
• And that's...
• DateBoy
Sounds dumb.
You're dumb.